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Originally posted by Alf W View PostI'd suggest this approach to re-assert your Alpha Male position in the pub crowd hierarchy.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostIts only when he opened his mouth did I realise it was Ray WinstoneComment
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I recall getting into a "scrap" many years ago in Ayia Napa. A mate and I had decided to have a night out on the town dressed like figures from Blackadder's "Beer" episode. We had false plastic boobies, ostrich feathers sticking out of our trousers, and large rubber noses attached to our foreheads.
This was all proving very satisfactory in the "get you noticed by birds" stakes, and we soon lost count of the number of times they were fondling said boobies in the various pubs. Things were looking very promising.
However, when we attempted to get into any clubs, the bouncers were less than sympathetic and suggested we remove said appendages. Killjoys! SB, who had a few aboard by this stage, was having none of it as I could not see what harm they were causing. Anyway, after a few fruitless attempts, we came to a club with a South African bouncer who was, predictably, less than keen on allowing us entry. I may have suggested that he was just a "White Kaffir", or something equally harmless, and before I knew it we were rolling around in a dusty alleyway. I emerged soon after with a cut lip, and not sure if I landed any blows to him, but it was essentially the end of what had looked like a great night.
Top Tip...........if you are intending on coming across as a "hard case", false boobs and a protruding forehead appendage are not a look you should be seriously considering.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostHave you never seen "Scum"?Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostSo you went down the pub on your own on a sunday night, and waited for an hour to play pool against someone from amongst a group of ruffians that you do not like? What sort of a cretin does that?
Sorry, this does not stack up and smacks of you concocting a story to try and help you lose your bedwetter status.
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Never known or heard of a pikey not having a fight when offered - fk, even when not offered.
Look at me attempt fail.Comment
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Originally posted by Clippy View PostWSBS
Never known or heard of a pikey not having a fight when offered - fk, even when not offered.
Look at me attempt fail.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostAlright, keep it civil.
I actually had my own mini public tantrum this weekend but that's another story/threadCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
I actually had my own mini public tantrum this weekend but that's another story/threadPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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