Thermostat

[TimberWolf]

phew. he nearly let the side down there.

pat her on the head, slap her bum gently, and say 'there there'

they love that

The Daily Mash - WOMEN DOING THEIR BEST

[Ignis Fatuus]

Calm down.

She'll never know if you don't tell her.

She will sense it.

[EternalOptimist]

She will sense it.

hmmmm. tricky. an empath

always the blooming worst they are.

that rules out condecension, lying, dark arts , misdirection and chocolates

damn those empaths

[GreenLabel]

I think that the use of the heating, ventilation and a/c should be part of the driving test. I see countless expensive cars with misted up windows because the drivers can’t work out the clear the windows.

It was a part of my test, but that wasn't in the UK.

[xoggoth]

No. Sounds just like my missus, very bright but oddly illogical on practical things.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Every woman I know alters the heating and radio controls in a totally random way at all times. The pinnacle was the Kiwi who couldn't understand why her car was always misted up despite switching to recirculate every time she got in (no aircon on her car).

[EternalOptimist]

Our washing machine shook itself to bits, because of the centrifugal forces. I explained to the missus that the load has to evenly distributed. She insisted it had been. But if it had been, it wouldnt had shaken itself to bits. No, it was definately balanced evenly.
ok , lets get a new machine, if it starts making loud noises, switch it off and give me a shout. ok.

Our washing machine shook itself to bits

[norrahe]

Anyway, have you tried bleeding the radiators.

It doesn't work

honest