A bit chilly on Pluto at the moment, watch out for icy patches of frozen Nitrogen.
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Still not as bad a driving down the M4 to bloody Penzace.Originally posted by BlasterBatesA bit chilly on Pluto at the moment, watch out for icy patches of frozen Nitrogen.
BTW: anyone know what planet Penzance is on?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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You'rrrre not frrom arrrround herrrre, are ye? <<chewing straw>>Originally posted by bogeyman
BTW: anyone know what planet Penzance is on?Hard Brexit now!
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Well if only, Sas.Originally posted by sasguruYou'rrrre not frrom arrrround herrrre, are ye? <<chewing straw>>
Most of them are:
a) gnarled fishermen (and dependents thereof) working out of Newlyn
b) incommers from fashionable areas of London who marvel at the 'quality of the light.
c) Assylum seekers who have reached the furthest edges of the UK mainland.
Cornwall eh? Feck it I say!
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Ah! From the Lizard peninsular.Originally posted by zeitghostReal Fishermen work out of St Keverne... guess where my grandfather came from... well, there and Beta Centauri actually, but he fitted in better in St Keverne, they quite liked
the colour of his scales.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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