- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Please do the needful
Collapse
X
-
-
The Oirish sys admin at my last clientco had developed this phrase further into 'Will you be doing the needful ting please?'.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
WWS.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostIt's become common 'trendy' parlance amongst 40-something middle managers.

Am working alongside a bunch of PWC tossers at the moment. All I hear all day are gardening analogies, such as: 'let's grab this thing by the roots'
One guy in particular fascinates me. I speak to him, at length, on a regular basis. I am yet to walk away knowing what he's actually said to me.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
A perfect consultant, one would thinkOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOne guy in particular fascinates me. I speak to him, at length, on a regular basis. I am yet to walk away knowing what he's actually said to me.And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"Comment
-
I bet if you tell him that he'll find a way of making it look like it's your fault.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWWS.
Am working alongside a bunch of PWC tossers at the moment. All I hear all day are gardening analogies, such as: 'let's grab this thing by the roots'
One guy in particular fascinates me. I speak to him, at length, on a regular basis. I am yet to walk away knowing what he's actually said to me.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
Deffo. On the down side, he gets those horrible little white spit globules at the corner of his mouth when he's talking. <shudder>Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI bet if you tell him that he'll find a way of making it look like it's your fault.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
There's alot of these about, but this one appealed to me.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWWS.
Am working alongside a bunch of PWC tossers at the moment. All I hear all day are gardening analogies, such as: 'let's grab this thing by the roots'
One guy in particular fascinates me. I speak to him, at length, on a regular basis. I am yet to walk away knowing what he's actually said to me.Comment
-
I love it. My new word for the day = congruent.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostThere's alot of these about, but this one appealed to me.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
-
Indeed; a paradigm shift in CUK posting.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI love it. My new word for the day = congruent.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
-
I can sympathise, worked with a bunch of ex-accidenture types, dear godOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWWS.
Am working alongside a bunch of PWC tossers at the moment. All I hear all day are gardening analogies, such as: 'let's grab this thing by the roots'
One guy in particular fascinates me. I speak to him, at length, on a regular basis. I am yet to walk away knowing what he's actually said to me.
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- How could zero hours contract reform create unexpected problems for contractors? Jul 8 06:40
- Three Loan Charge conflicts of interest show Labour ministers knew the McCann Review was compromised from the start Jul 7 05:44
- What’s happening with HMRC off-payroll working enforcement? (IR35 update) Jul 6 08:20
- HMRC abandons PGMOL football referees case: Are contractors and IR35 hit? Jul 2 05:09
- Crypto tax and contractors: What HMRC’s new cryptoasset research really means Jul 1 04:03
- Crypto Tax and Contractors: What HMRC's New Cryptoasset Research Really Means Jul 1 04:03
- Profit and loss accounts set for public filing at Companies House from 2028 — what it means for your contractor business Jun 30 03:38
- UK IT Contractors: How to land Forward Deployed Engineer roles beyond Palantir, Anthropic and OpenAI Jun 29 05:52
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 25 03:52
- The beginning of the end for Boox ‘MSC’ contractors has begun. Check back in 2031 Jun 24 06:25

Link
Comment