I voted none but I am a total liar when I get into my second bottle of vodka.
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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None, though I'm not tea total. All the pubs here are tulip, the clubs are even worse and I CBA with all the bams in town at the weekend, so I just haven't bothered going out for ages.
Hopefully I'll move somewhere more interesting soon.Comment
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According to the hectoring NannyState of pointless busybodies that are plotting furiously to see you and I deprived of one of the greatest solutions and causes of life's problems in order to eke out their revenge for their embittered, pointless and angry lives (and of course taxpayer funded salaries to pay for their kids private educations), I drink around 80 units a week, which is bad. A year or so ago it was 50 apparently. That's about 4 times their arbitrary recommendations.
The arbitrary limit that is, that has absolutely no scientific data to back it up - simply a committee meeting by the Royal College of Physicians in 1987 that plucked the figure out of the air.
Top banana, I should be dead according to those interfering muppets.
Well I will die at some time, but it won't be due to being controlled by these sanctimoniously, pious moaners, it will be something exotic, like a failed Immelman in a burning DC-3 Dakota while I'll try and smuggle my bootlegged vodka to the desperate CUKers, or pissing my inconty pants, tripping the high level alarm and electrocuting myself on the 6 walled plasma screens showing 24 hour youporn in my deluxe nursing home.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostAccording to the hectoring NannyState of pointless busybodies that are plotting furiously to see you and I deprived of one of the greatest solutions and causes of life's problems in order to eke out their revenge for their embittered, pointless and angry lives (and of course taxpayer funded salaries to pay for their kids private educations), I drink around 80 units a week, which is bad. A year or so ago it was 50 apparently. That's about 4 times their arbitrary recommendations.
The arbitrary limit that is, that has absolutely no scientific data to back it up - simply a committee meeting by the Royal College of Physicians in 1987 that plucked the figure out of the air.
Top banana, I should be dead according to those interfering muppets.
Well I will die at some time, but it won't be due to being controlled by these sanctimoniously, pious moaners, it will be something exotic, like a failed Immelman in a burning DC-3 Dakota while I'll try and smuggle my bootlegged vodka to the desperate CUKers, or pissing my inconty pants, tripping the high level alarm and electrocuting myself on the 6 walled plasma screens showing 24 hour youporn in my deluxe nursing home.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostAccording to the hectoring NannyState of pointless busybodies that are plotting furiously to see you and I deprived of one of the greatest solutions and causes of life's problems in order to eke out their revenge for their embittered, pointless and angry lives (and of course taxpayer funded salaries to pay for their kids private educations), I drink around 80 units a week, which is bad. A year or so ago it was 50 apparently. That's about 4 times their arbitrary recommendations.
The arbitrary limit that is, that has absolutely no scientific data to back it up - simply a committee meeting by the Royal College of Physicians in 1987 that plucked the figure out of the air.
Top banana, I should be dead according to those interfering muppets.
Well I will die at some time, but it won't be due to being controlled by these sanctimoniously, pious moaners, it will be something exotic, like a failed Immelman in a burning DC-3 Dakota while I'll try and smuggle my bootlegged vodka to the desperate CUKers, or pissing my inconty pants, tripping the high level alarm and electrocuting myself on the 6 walled plasma screens showing 24 hour youporn in my deluxe nursing home.Comment
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It's rare I go for a drink during the week. by the time I get home after a long day I don't really feel like popping out again to have my hard earnt earnings pifered by the breweries.
Weekends can be fun though. It's the insidious nature of alcohol - once you start it's very hard to stop. If I can get to Saturday night without imbiding I know things are going to be fine.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostAccording to the hectoring NannyState of pointless busybodies that are plotting furiously to see you and I deprived of one of the greatest solutions and causes of life's problems in order to eke out their revenge for their embittered, pointless and angry lives (and of course taxpayer funded salaries to pay for their kids private educations), I drink around 80 units a week, which is bad. A year or so ago it was 50 apparently. That's about 4 times their arbitrary recommendations.
The arbitrary limit that is, that has absolutely no scientific data to back it up - simply a committee meeting by the Royal College of Physicians in 1987 that plucked the figure out of the air.
Top banana, I should be dead according to those interfering muppets.
Well I will die at some time, but it won't be due to being controlled by these sanctimoniously, pious moaners, it will be something exotic, like a failed Immelman in a burning DC-3 Dakota while I'll try and smuggle my bootlegged vodka to the desperate CUKers, or pissing my inconty pants, tripping the high level alarm and electrocuting myself on the 6 walled plasma screens showing 24 hour youporn in my deluxe nursing home.(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostYou should become a writer/critic, one of the best post I have seen on here.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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