Stewart, what a d##k .. odds on he's going home in about 30 mins
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Sadly not, just wait till Stella's in the other team."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by chef View Post<Chef eat's his own hat>
.. it's a nice hat..
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Did you see Stella's look?
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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The problem with Apprentice is that it must give a huge number of talentless wannabes the idea that "bizness" is conducted in that fashion.
I think a liking for the program is positively correlated with a lack of success in real life.Hard Brexit now!
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Sasguru, you constantly put down your colleagues.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThe problem with Apprentice is that it must give a huge number of talentless wannabes the idea that "bizness" is conducted in that fashion.
I think a liking for the program is positively correlated with a lack of success in real life.
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ummm I enjoy winding down in front of British TV after a long day full surrounded by the German language. It's television, it's entertainment, it's a break after a hard day work and living in a foreign country that doesn't speak my natural tongue.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThe problem with Apprentice is that it must give a huge number of talentless wannabes the idea that "bizness" is conducted in that fashion.
I think a liking for the program is positively correlated with a lack of success in real life.
I think anyone who reads a thread at this time of night who isn't even interested in the thread content shows a lack of entrepreneurial spirit that could otherwise be better invested elsewhere.. move along @ssguruThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Yes but you say that because you know you'd be out the first week. That's if you didn't get lost on the way.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThe problem with Apprentice is that it must give a huge number of talentless wannabes the idea that "bizness" is conducted in that fashion.
I think a liking for the program is positively correlated with a lack of success in real life.
I think Jamie looks quite good for a possible winner, not so back-biting as the others and genuinely enthusiastic.
And yes Stuart is a total ass. He's the only totally obvious no-hoper left IMO.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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