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Scumbag Cyclists

07:08 from Southampton Airport. Train rammed. Some carriages have rooms for 3 bikes. 4-5 bikes piled on top of each other, sweaty idiot cyclists with their stupid lycra and stupid kid toys blocking the aisles, slowing my journey down to first class.

I'm going to start slashing the tyres. That'll learn them. If these degenerates really want to take their toys into London, then theys should either keep a bike at the terminus, or rent a Boris bike or a SWT Brompton. Then the spaces now occupied by their childish accotrements could be turned into seats so the proles do not clog up the gangways.
If only everyone was just like you. How dare they take their bikes on 2nd-class, blocking your nose-pointed-high walk to 1st?
 
BdP----------------------Behaving dimly permanently? :laugh

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