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How's your Far Eastern?

How's your Far Eastern?

  • No, Bob and <need a nickname for Chinese person> can learn to speak Engrish

    Votes: 9 75.0%

  • No, but I am planning to learn one

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No, I'm planning to learn them Engrish

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Yes, it's on my CV, I do all languages plenty quickly

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Yes, but only swear words

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Yes, I can make out the odd sentence

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Yes, I can understand it and get by verbally

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Yes, I am fluent in at least one

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • AndyW can already speak fluent double Dutch

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Total voters
    12
TimberWolf

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Can you, or are you planning to learn how to, speak Indian or Chinese?
 
TimberWolf said:
Can you, or are you planning to learn how to, speak Indian or Chinese?
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Hmmmm

"Chicken Dhansak, Mushroom Bhaji and a Plain Naan please"

"A number 6, 14 and two number 32s please"

Sorted.
 
If I have learnt anything if life, it's that the future is impossible to predict, and something we never could imagine will happen.
 
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