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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Yeah but he had made a Tetris clone. How are you going to compete with that?
    Write a Tetris playing robot?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #12
      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
      Gone so fast. Only joined today:
      Join Date: 5th November 2010
      Total Posts: 45
      Posts Per Day: 45
      Ode to a Sockie
      The day began with awe and wonder
      Religious festival and fire.
      As we all looked to Friday eve
      Expecting sky stars to inspire.

      We expected fireworks, sparklers too.
      Treacle toffee and baked potato
      And lo! today we had some company
      In the form of a youngster: new mango.

      He said he was a newbie
      But it was all a fib.
      It was all over so sudden
      Just another damp squib



      Sorry it doesn't scan. I couldn't be arsed to put any more effort into it than he did.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #13
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Ode to a Sockie
        The day began with awe and wonder
        Religious festival and fire.
        As we all looked to Friday eve
        Expecting sky stars to inspire.

        We expected fireworks, sparklers too.
        Treacle toffee and baked potato
        And lo! today we had some company
        In the form of a youngster: new mango.

        He said he was a newbie
        But it was all a fib.
        It was all over so sudden
        Just another damp squib



        Sorry it doesn't scan. I couldn't be arsed to put any more effort into it than he did.
        I liked him. I found he had 'soft skills'
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I liked him. I found he had 'soft skills'

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            #15
            Soft in the head, that's for sure.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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