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    #11
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I see. Mr Tibco, or whatever his name was, had a problem, which was 'I am unable to dream up or produce a useful software product that people will buy'. So he dreamt up a 'solution', which was 'I will use a business bulltulip generator to make a posh sounding text for my website promising solutions to all the problems of businesses, and then I will sell 'consultancy' for many many pounds per hour, and sell this 'solution' to ignorant people whose job is to spend somebody else's money'.

    Genius.
    Are you sure you're not confusing Tibco with Ronco?
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      #12
      Originally posted by Dearnla View Post
      It's a bit of software that solves all your business problems. Oh, and costs a fortune in Consultancy charges to get it to work.

      Don't you see??
      Ah, synonym for SAP
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        IIRC when I was doing a POC at the CSA they had TIBCO and it was a SNAFU
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          TIBCO invented publish and subscribe messaging.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            I see. Mr Tibco, or whatever his name was, had a problem, which was 'I am unable to dream up or produce a useful software product that people will buy'. So he dreamt up a 'solution', which was 'I will use a business bulltulip generator to make a posh sounding text for my website promising solutions to all the problems of businesses, and then I will sell 'consultancy' for many many pounds per hour, and sell this 'solution' to ignorant people whose job is to spend somebody else's money'.

            Genius.
            Do you tell prospective clients that you click run on test scripts for €75/hr.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              Do you tell prospective clients that you click run on test scripts for €75/hr.
              It's hidden in fine print in the deepest darkest corner of his company brochure.

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                #17
                Tibco Rendezvous was their classic messaging product. It was a very good product. I worked with it a lot. Easily the best of the bunch.

                Now they have Tibco Businessworks. This is used in a lot of banks for enterprise service bus stuff - implementing integration projects. This is a well paid contractor skill.

                Tibco used to be in Bishopsgate somewhere. They were all PhD boffins. The main man is (was?) an Indian guy who invented pub/sub messaging about 15 years ago, as someone else said.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Ah, synonym for SAP
                  I was about to say the same

                  But don't knock it - SAP keeps me in Shoes and handbags
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    #19
                    So it's a message broker with bells and whistles?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      So it's a message broker with bells and whistles?
                      Pretty much.

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