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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I don't have a weak handshake.

    I prefer to stamp out who's boss in the interview from the off. I go in and great them like Vinny Jones greeting Paul Gascoigne.
    nope. still doesn't explain your brain damage

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      #22
      Originally posted by Boudica View Post
      there was a funny handshake thread once maybe
      Isn't it about time you came clean and told everyone who you are?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Isn't it about time you came clean and told everyone who you are?
        Nah mate, it isn't Lucy.

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          #24
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          Nah mate, it isn't Lucy.
          I agree. It's some fella though.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Handshake strength seems to be cultural as well. I'm sure in some countries a firm handshake is considered rude and overly physical.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              The worst handshake is when they slide their hand across your palm as you pull away from the shake.

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                #27
                Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View Post
                The worst handshake is when they slide their hand across your palm as you pull away from the shake.
                ....and tickle??
                If you knew, then you would know
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View Post
                  The worst handshake is when they slide their hand across your palm as you pull away from the shake.
                  The worst surely is when you see people shake hands and then one person unconsciously wipes their hand on their trouser leg. Not me though - I have a pocket full of silica gel for just those occasions.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #29
                    A new Finnish girl started in the office today. She has a very firm handshake. I nearly took her on.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      There's a Norwegian lady working here.


                      I don't know what her handshake is like but certain assets are extremely firm
                      You're into shemales are you?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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