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Isn't it about time you came clean and told everyone who you are?Originally posted by Boudica View Postthere was a funny handshake thread once maybeThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Nah mate, it isn't Lucy.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIsn't it about time you came clean and told everyone who you are?
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I agree. It's some fella though.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostNah mate, it isn't Lucy.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Handshake strength seems to be cultural as well. I'm sure in some countries a firm handshake is considered rude and overly physical.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The worst handshake is when they slide their hand across your palm as you pull away from the shake.Comment
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....and tickle??Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View PostThe worst handshake is when they slide their hand across your palm as you pull away from the shake.
If you knew, then you would knowHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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The worst surely is when you see people shake hands and then one person unconsciously wipes their hand on their trouser leg. Not me though - I have a pocket full of silica gel for just those occasions.Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View PostThe worst handshake is when they slide their hand across your palm as you pull away from the shake.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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A new Finnish girl started in the office today. She has a very firm handshake. I nearly took her on.Comment
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You're into shemales are you?Originally posted by zeitghostThere's a Norwegian lady working here.
I don't know what her handshake is like but certain assets are extremely firm
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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