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I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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It's odd that. Until last week, whenerever I went to bed, I kept hearing a noise as if it was pouring with rain outside. Then it changed so now I hear a huge bumblebee flying about. I am dreading the time when I start to hear the crying of the damned.bloggoth
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI read this in the Daily Mash and it had me crying with laughter at my desk, It just really amused me
The Daily Mash - BEE!
She added: "KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "Like their relatives the honey bees, bumblebees feed on nectar and gather pollen to feed their young. They do not have ears."Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI'm getting a taxi!
Have sent txt, see you in 30mins -ish
Have one for me chaps!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI have to rescue them from the cats if they get into the house. I don't use a fish slice thoughInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThat's Churchy and Pogle out of the game
Have one for me chaps!
And we may do it again, its about time CUK had a Swindon social - admittedly it'll only be me and Churchie and then sometimes just me, but that's never bothered me beforeI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by original PM View Posthey Hamster
I do the daily mash quotes around here.
not that I ever get any replies
hey ho
The Daily Mash - always good for a laugh!
really?
guess We'd never heard of the mash pre apr 2008 ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostWe did
And we may do it again, its about time CUK had a Swindon social - admittedly it'll only be me and Churchie and then sometimes just me, but that's never bothered me beforeComment
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