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    #11
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Nah - I got a bit crispy on my last day, "tanned and lovely" didn't describe the redness.
    Ahh, the "Lobster Look"..

    Churchy should have rubbed you down with butter to go with the garlic and you'd be set for dinner
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Ahh, the "Lobster Look"..

      Churchy should have rubbed you down with butter to go with the garlic and you'd be set for dinner
      Gallons of moisturiser and baby-oil...

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        #13
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Ahh, the "Lobster Look"..

        Churchy should have rubbed you down with butter to go with the garlic and you'd be set for dinner
        Yup, thats me - Irish skin and a desperate wish to be tan, simply don't go together.

        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Gallons of moisturiser and baby-oil...
        You should see how much I've used this week!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Yup, thats me - Irish skin and a desperate wish to be tan, simply don't go together.



          You should see how much I've used this week!
          Sunburn, naughty! Slather yourself in aqueous (sp?!) cream and put a cotton jumpsuit on before bed.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Sunburn, naughty! Slather yourself in aqueous (sp?!) cream and put a cotton jumpsuit on before bed.
            Vaseline with cucumber and aloe - my pj bottoms his t-shirt... ummm sexy
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Sunburn, naughty! Slather yourself in aqueous (sp?!) cream and put a cotton jumpsuit on before bed.
              She's not that badly burned unless she's been naughty and attacked the sunbed again too...

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                #17
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Vaseline with cucumber and aloe - my pj bottoms his t-shirt... ummm sexy
                Do you realise what you've just posted?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Do you realise what you've just posted?
                  I saw cucumber and bottom. My eyes went funny after that.

                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I saw cucumber and bottom. My eyes went funny after that.

                    vaseline might help
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Vaseline with cucumber and aloe - my pj bottoms his t-shirt... ummm greasy
                      ftfy
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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