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Functional Programming Languages
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ftfyOriginally posted by scary View Postunlike you, talking ignorant bollox on your own dime.Hard Brexit now!
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AtW, does an imperative language mean you shout at the CPU?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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'Tis true: I've occasionally heard "Work damn you!" directed at some code.Originally posted by d000hg View PostAtW, does an imperative language mean you shout at the CPU?
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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ooooh!!!!
Functional Programming language in a job spec
...and another one
Better brush up on those Haskell skills.
Looks like it is gaining traction.Last edited by BlasterBates; 4 May 2010, 16:01.I'm alright JackComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt's not our fault you don't understand English. Quick lesson... the same word can have different meanings. 'functional' refers to mathematics, where we have functions, in this case.The daft thing is - when I first saw this thread I thought of posting:Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo this whole thread is based on your basic ignorance of what "functional" means.....
"AtW Functional Programming doesn't just mean - It works!!"
but thought - "Nah that wouldn't be funny - there is no way AtW doesn't know what Functional Programming is.............."
..... that was before he spent all yesterday and most of today talking Tulip and proving that that is exactly the case.........just goes to show..........Comment
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