Do programmers make crap liars?

[TimberWolf]

Lying, deceit, self deception and other human conditions don't help get working programs written and might even be a hindrance to producing bullet-proof code. Does this mean good programmers make crap liars? Or would they employ
a split personality and turn off the lying scheming one for work purposes?

And why the flip does the spelling of lie get altered to lia when forming the noun?

 

[Pogle]

Lying, deceit, self deception and other human conditions don't help get working programs written and might even be a hindrance to producing bullet-proof code. Does this mean good programmers make crap liars? Or would they employ
a split personality and turn off the lying scheming one for work purposes?

And why the flip does the spelling of lie get altered to lia when forming the noun?

Nope, I am an a excellent liar, I can also produce tears at the drop of a hat and sulk for Europe

 

[VectraMan]

This post is a lie. Can you tell?

 

[DaveB]

Nope, I am woman

FTFY

 

[The Wikir Man]

I am a most excellent programmer and have many years of successful lyings.

Bob.

 

[Spacecadet]

Lying, deceit, self deception and other human conditions don't help get working programs written and might even be a hindrance to producing bullet-proof code. Does this mean good programmers make crap liars? Or would they employ
a split personality and turn off the lying scheming one for work purposes?

Why assume that lying is mutually exclusive to being able to program?

Lying requires inventiveness, a good memory, quick thinking and the ability to create a plausible narrative without breaking into a sweat.

 

[Pogle]

FTFY

How very dare you

 

[TimberWolf]

Why assume that lying is mutually exclusive to being able to program?

Lying requires inventiveness, a good memory, quick thinking and the ability to create a plausible narrative without breaking into a sweat.

Programming doesn't though.

 

[Spacecadet]

Programming doesn't though.

yes it does

 

[DaveB]

Why assume that lying is mutually exclusive to being able to program?

Lying requires inventiveness, a good memory, quick thinking and the ability to create a plausible narrative without breaking into a sweat.

Sounds more like project management to me.