Moisturiser

[Durbs]

Try taking it easy on the mascara and leaving her lingerie alone for a while.

Hth.

I keep telling myself that same thing but you know what its like. Before you know it you're parading around in front of the mirror wearing a slinky little low-backed cocktail number, tackle tucked between legs and singing Dancing Queen into a hairbrush. Its a hard habit to break.

[SueEllen]

I moisturise every morning. Use Nivia for Men, lovely it is. Doesn't smell of owt and is very manly. i still get gayboy gibes off mrs durbs though.

Don't worry when she is wrinkly just leave her for a richer woman.

[Churchill]

I keep telling myself that same thing but you know what its like. Before you know it you're parading around in front of the mirror wearing a slinky little low-backed cocktail number, tackle tucked between legs and singing Dancing Queen into a hairbrush. Its a hard habit to break.

Ain't that the truth, so wrong, yet oh so right!

[Cliphead]

I use moisturiser what's the big deal? Nivea for men I think, gf gets it for me. And puts it on for me...

[Churchill]

I use moisturiser what's the big deal? Nivea for men I think, gf gets it for me. And puts it on for me...

I can reach my own bollocks!

[Cliphead]

I can reach my own bollocks!

Not quite the same thing

[Churchill]

Not quite the same thing

[Ravello]

I can lick my own bollocks!

FTFY

[Churchill]

FTFY

Hey Rav! You sober?

[Ravello]

Almost