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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostPlease can I be a Dirty kapitalist spekulant?
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostMay I be a Super Tramp?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMay I be an Obstinate Git?
Dear Admin, may we all enjoy world peace and truly appreciate your glory.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostCongrats all
Chuckles?
Cheeta?
avez vous cuppa?
You hum it son, I'll code it?
Mr Code Shifter?
More time coding than trolling?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWe still need to sort you out. Waddya fancy?
Chuckles?
Cheeta?
avez vous cuppa?
You hum it son, I'll code it?
Mr Code Shifter?
More time coding than trolling?
I'm waiting for something to come to me in a moment of inspiration, the way my "location" didComment
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I'm too scared to ask what mine should be. God calls me God seems a bit ott.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI'm too scared to ask what mine should be. God calls me God seems a bit ott.
HTH“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHow about "Iron Fist, Velvet Glove"?
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"Iron fist, caloused knob"
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