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There are better things to make with a BarbieHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Most expensive in the range is Divorced Barbie.
Frumpy jumper and track bottoms
She also comes with Ken’s House and Car"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by ToolpusherMake your own Zombie Barbie!!
I know some girls (children under 18) who will enjoy that."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Now that's a future little girls can dream of!Originally posted by ToolpusherMake your own Zombie Barbie!!
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I asked for a Barbie every year from about age 6 - 9... and every year, I got a stupid fecking Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish. My brother ended up sticking a screwdriver in her and using her as a makeshift water pistol... even now, I give my Ma grief for that... it's the stuff therapists make their millions onOriginally posted by Pogle View PostAnd there are daughters who hate Barbie
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Errr... is it covered by BUPA?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI asked for a Barbie every year from about age 6 - 9... and every year, I got a stupid fliping Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish. My brother ended up sticking a screwdriver in her and using her as a makeshift water pistol... even now, I give my Ma grief for that... it's the stuff therapists make their millions on
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostErrr... is it covered by BUPA?
Unlikely.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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To be fair she didn't only cry - you could make her wee too...Originally posted by cailin maith View Poststupid fliping Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish.
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Bonus eh?Originally posted by lje View PostTo be fair she didn't only cry - you could make her wee too...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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If only the women in IT I have come across looked half as good as this Barbie.
At my last place, had an absolute munter from NZ.
A munter I tells you!Comment
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