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oh ****

EternalOptimist

The beerded one
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Yesterday I was eating my crisps and drinking my American from Neros when my PM came over for a chat.
Just the two of us in at 7 : 30. I got a crisp stuck in my windpipe and got really embarressed when I broke into a coughing fit.

then oh **** !!

I coughed so hard that I f@rted.

Does anyone know how I can recover from this social disaster, or are there any Christian types out there who can say something nice to make me feel better ?

:o
 

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