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I'm probably going to hell

Teddies don't work

Teddies don't work

..... I'm just surprised they didn't do the standard trick of throwing a teddy or a dolly on some rubble and taking a picture of that.


No, everybody knows that one from 'Drop the Dead Donkey'.

These days they have to bury a baby under the rubble so that it can be rescued miraculously alive n days after the initial disaster.
 
Voodoo is the real use of all those DNA samples the police are keeping. DNA testing is just a ruse.
 

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