It's Bathday

[HairyArsedBloke]

I'm a bit ripe. It did mean that I had space at the bar last night though.

I might do the laundry tomorrow morning too; but it’s only mid-month, a bit early. Since the machine died, I have to go out to do it. I don’t know if I should replace it or not as I hope to move in the near future.

 

[TinTrump]

I'm a bit ripe. It did mean that I had space at the bar last night though.

That was one benefit when smoking was allowed; covered up the odour of smelly blokes. There has been a definite pen in my local since the ban.

 

[Zippy]

My washing machine died today (again!). I'm going to have to take it apart and see if I can figure it out

 

[wobbegong]

I'm a bit ripe. It did mean that I had space at the bar last night though.

I might do the laundry tomorrow morning too; but it’s only mid-month, a bit early. Since the machine died, I have to go out to do it. I don’t know if I should replace it or not as I hope to move in the near future.

Happy bathday HAB!

 

[suityou01]

My washing machine died today (again!). I'm going to have to take it apart and see if I can figure it out

Girly plus screw drivers, electricity and water.

Post to let us know if you survive.

 

[xoggoth]

HAB, I feel you are muscling in on my carefully cultivated reputation as most unhygienic member of CUK. I challenge you to a duel, unwashed underpants at dawn.

 

[threaded]

HAB, I feel you are muscling in on my carefully cultivated reputation as most unhygienic member of CUK. I challenge you to a duel, unwashed underpants at dawn.

That'll be a bit of a short fight, what? You'll slap each other with a pair of sweaty kecks and it'll be like hitting each other with velcro straps whilst wearing velcro suits. You'll just be like, stuck.

 

[RichardCranium]

HAB, I feel you are muscling in on my carefully cultivated reputation as most unhygienic member of CUK. I challenge you to a duel, unwashed underpants at dawn.

Let me see if I have got this right.

You are proposing to meet HAB - a gentleman of known tastes - at night for a duel. Duels being typically held in parks or on commons.

You are also proposing you should both remove your underpants and be within sufficiently close proximity to make direct physical contact with one another.

Do you really believe the magistrates are going to believe your story?

"Honest, your honour, I met him on this internet chat room and..."

 

[HairyArsedBloke]

HAB, I feel you are muscling in on my carefully cultivated reputation as most unhygienic member of CUK. I challenge you to a duel, unwashed underpants at dawn.

OK, next Sunday morning Clapham Common. If turn up we can say we were looking for badgers.

It'll be a bit unfair because I sleep in the same undies so I'd have had mine on 24x7.