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Weird bug

suityou01

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Been rough for a couple of weeks now, so has the missus. Aches, pains, muzzy head, lack of energy and propensisty to sleep for hours during the day.

And bizarrely, a strange symptom of this bug is that it makes you really tetchy. Me and SY02 have joked it's like that "rage" virus from the 28 days later film, with zombies and stuff.

It comes in waves, and you think you are getting better, then you get another wave of it.

Anyone else got it?
 
Sounds like Necrotizing Fasciitis to me. I suggest you eat each other before it eats you.

If all else fails, bleed it or plan a trip to chase the aurora.
 
Been rough for a couple of weeks now, so has the missus. Aches, pains, muzzy head, lack of energy and propensisty to sleep for hours during the day.

And bizarrely, a strange symptom of this bug is that it makes you really tetchy. Me and SY02 have joked it's like that "rage" virus from the 28 days later film, with zombies and stuff.

It comes in waves, and you think you are getting better, then you get another wave of it.

Anyone else got it?

I am not a medical professional, but this may interest you. Candida.

Alternatively, check your bottoms (which can be a fun activity in and of itself) for any signs of anal probing.

If so, have a word with Zeity and tell him to stop.
 

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