Windows 7 launch

[Clippy]

So, only a few weeks to go until the launch of Windows 7.

Better start preparing for my Windows 7 launch party.

Really, MS, is this the best you can do?? Really??

 

[bornfree]

must be another rubbish like vista.
happy to continue with xp for some more time.

 

[Prickles]

Everybody in the house say Woah!

Everybody in the house say Hey! Hey!

Whatever.

So, only a few weeks to go until the launch of Windows 7.

Better start preparing for my Windows 7 launch party.

Microsoft rolled out a YouTube video to demonstrate what a Windows 7 "house party" might look like. It features a demographically-correct cast of actors: The hipster white guy, the athletic black guy, the hot blonde and the older woman.

D00ds, there is no way that git iz a hipster, man. Dat 'athletic' black guy ain't no Caster Semenya. The 'hot blonde' is like, older than my Mum. Gross! And the older woman is like, dead.

Party? There's better partiez going down in my baby sister's nappiez.

 

[Paddy]

cringe, cringe, cringe.

 

[Spacecadet]

Windows is almost impossible to market. Its like trying to market tap water as an alternative to Evian.

 

[scooterscot]

I'm going to buy me some apple shares.... just a feeling

 

[NickFitz]

The 'hot blonde' is like, older than my Mum.

Indeed. I don't know what the personal preferences of the journalist are, but she's clearly intended to represent the hockey mom demographic - a kind of Sarah Palin figure without the corruption allegations