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Euphemism?

Tingles

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My good lady and I were walking out on bank holiday Monday at the Winter garden in Sheffield.....

We were enjoying the scenery and talking about 'her' student days... when a man of around 18 years of age, stood in front of us and asked...

"Are you looking for any meat?"

We said both said "no..."

He sheepishly retreated...

Is this a euphemism for something???

:confused:
 
I got asked that outside a school gate while I was waiting for PRC-2.1 to complete a game of chess.

They had a bag full of very dodgy looking buts of pork that they promised had only come out of the freezer that morning.

Ah, the joys of away chess matches in Croydon.
 
My good lady and I were walking out on bank holiday Monday at the Winter garden in Sheffield.....

We were enjoying the scenery and talking about 'her' student days... when a man of around 18 years of age, stood in front of us and asked...

"Are you looking for any meat?"

We said both said "no..."

He sheepishly retreated...

Is this a euphemism for something???

:confused:

I think he wanted to give you wife some pork or a big fat sausage
 
I thought it might be some sort of drug trade?

Or should I have replied "The swans fly backwards over Leningrad"?
 
My good lady and I were walking out on bank holiday Monday at the Winter garden in Sheffield.....

We were enjoying the scenery and talking about 'her' student days... when a man of around 18 years of age, stood in front of us and asked...

"Are you looking for any meat?"

We said both said "no..."

He sheepishly retreated...

Is this a euphemism for something???

:confused:

Sounds like a sheep stealer. One of my ancestors was hanged for that in the 13th century.
 
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I've never heard that reference, mind you, this is Sheffield we are talking about. :rolleyes:

I'm with the others, it is probably sex/dogging related.

You should have replied
Then you might have found out. :rolleyes:


What in the Winter garden in daylight?

Time I moved back down South!
 

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