Chavs

[Menelaus]

...carrying on from the last posting.

On the way home sur le Tube a chav on a skateboard surrounded by his mates asked me if the Blackberry I was using had ever been stolen to which my answer (which admittedly may have taken him aback somewhat) was:

"No, and it's not being nicked today by you and your mates, clear, ****tard?"

 

[blacjac]

...carrying on from the last posting.

On the way home sur le Tube a chav on a skateboard surrounded by his mates asked me if the Blackberry I was using had ever been stolen to which my answer (which admittedly may have taken him aback somewhat) was:

"No, and it's not being nicked today by you and your mates, clear, ****tard?"

A better answer would have been "yes, the previous owner is decomposing in my basement"

 

[Zippy]

...carrying on from the last posting.

On the way home sur le Tube a chav on a skateboard surrounded by his mates asked me if the Blackberry I was using had ever been stolen to which my answer (which admittedly may have taken him aback somewhat) was:

"No, and it's not being nicked today by you and your mates, clear, ****tard?"

Possibly a tad aggressive Menelaus. Or iz u well 'ard? Have found if you actually talk to 'dodgy' characters they are OK (prob easier if pissed).

One too many asterisks btw

 

[Torran]

Clear case of tuliping it Mugged off skateboarders? The shame ...

 

[Zippy]

Nonsense.

Aggressive would have been offing him & his mates with one's Desert Eagle in 50AE.

I'm buggered if I'm taking self defence tips from a bloke with kipper ties

 

[gingerjedi]

...carrying on from the last posting.

On the way home sur le Tube a chav on a skateboard surrounded by his mates asked me if the Blackberry I was using had ever been stolen to which my answer (which admittedly may have taken him aback somewhat) was:

"No, and it's not being nicked today by you and your mates, clear, ****tard?"

Chavs don't use skateboards, I think you have your youth stereotypes mixed up as these were most probably 'skater dudes' who are generally harmless.

So you were rude to a bunch of kids who were probably about to warn you about using expensive mobile devices in a rough area... you nasty man.

 

[Menelaus]

Chavs don't use skateboards, I think you have your youth stereotypes mixed up as these were most probably 'skater dudes' who are generally harmless.

So you were rude to a bunch of kids who were probably about to warn you about using expensive mobile devices in a rough area... you nasty man.

Aww, the ******* diddums.



These skater tw@s weren't particularly cute and a lot more aggressive than I'd normally expect.

 

[Lumiere]

A better answer would have been "yes, the previous owner is decomposing in my basement"

"Have the Burberry cap you are wearing ever been stolen ?"

 

[Menelaus]

Nonsense.

Aggressive would have been offing him & his mates with one's Desert Eagle in 50AE.

True, but I'm a pacifist. As Eisenhower(?) said "Speak softly, and carry a large stick". I'm 6ft1 and reasonably well built (=the stick).

 

[Zippy]

True, but I'm a pacifist. As Eisenhower(?) said "Speak softly, and carry a large stick". I'm 6ft1 and reasonably well built (=the stick).

If you are a pacifist why use language like that? Really aggressive and dangerous (and actually, almost certainly unnecessary)
Unless I have this totally wrong there are 6 people who are scaring you and .. er .. one of you (6ft1 or not)? Why wind them up?
Been in dodgy situations. Avoided serious injuries. Talk if you don't want your jaw broken - or worse (Zip - no ninja 5ft4)