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Are you Pondies wifeOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdamn that pondlife. always was too quick for me
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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No and no. I like coffee in liquid form but hate coffee chocolate.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostDoes anyone eat the coffee flavoured chocolates in a box of chocolates? Would the chocolate guide even be necessary were it not for the coffee ones?
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Who's a smartie-pants thenOriginally posted by sasguru View PostThis thread may turn into a marathon.
IGMCFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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a finger of fudge? or a drink from the furry cup?Originally posted by Platypus View PostI like fudgeThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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oo arrOriginally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostAre you Pondies wife
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Why do you never make that sound when you are with Pondie? Is he too quick for you???Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postoo arr
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Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostWhy do you never make that sound when you are with Pondie? Is he too quick for you???
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Is pondie there with you, right nowOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postoo aaarr
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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no, just me and my 'friends'Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostIs pondie there with you, right now
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