Can't sleep....

[Clippy]

Any advice? I need my ZZZzzz's......

 

[RichardCranium]

Do what I did:
- keep leaping out of bed with cramp;
- keep checking the clock;
- get more and more grumpy;
- give up and at 6:50 and go and do the washing up.

HTH.

 

[Pogle]

Sex - works for me.

 

[Cliphead]

Sex - works for me.

You fall asleep during sex

 

[Pogle]

You fall asleep during sex

 

[DaveB]

You fall asleep during sex

Just dont tell Mr Pogle

 

[Pogle]

Just dont tell Mr Pogle

Oh he'd just carry on anyway!

 

[Zippy]

I've just remembered that I have had a lady fall asleep on me during intercourse...

She'd just flown back from Septicland after a month's hols and whilst very enthusiastic to start with, just dozed off on top of me...

It was a very long dozy hump really... rather more than an hour & a half IIRC...

I don't have fun like that any more... (mostly coz I somehow don't think I could keep it up for an hour & a half these days )

An hour and a half is a very long time to be ... erm ... humping. It starts to get painful after an hour

 

[expat]

Oh he'd just carry on anyway!

That's be like flogging a dead horse!

 

[xoggoth]

I always found that if you just stay in bed it makes little difference. It's only if you get up and watch TV, read a book etc that you feel really lousy in the morning.