Bangernomics……

[RichardCranium]

I'm currently attempting to restrain myself from purchasing an XK8.

Didn't I give you a good nagging at about this some time ago? Or was that someone else?

One day, in the dim yet too-near future, you'll be lying on your death-nest and you'll mutter to your lizardy-family "Wish I'd bought that Jag".

Or you'll be old and stiff and your claws will have gone grey and you'll bump into your lustee at the Derby & Joan Club and she'll lean over her Zimmer frame and say "I remember you. I'd have gone out with you if only you'd had a decent fanny-magnet".

JUST DO IT!

 

[lilelvis2000]

I saw a Hillman Imp the other day...

I looked...

It had a towbar on the back

The guy I bought my Morris from also had a Jaguar e-type. babe magnet.

 

[milanbenes]

Zeity,

I'm not ignoring you.

Nice coat that jacket.

Go on, get yerself the XK8 you know you want to :-)

Lots of fun on the mumbles and around penarth

Milan.

 

[OwlHoot]

I know someone who recently lost 500K in Legal and General bonds, and is now embroiled in a class action along with several others in the same boat.

(It seems they were assured their funds would be invested in commercial property in Knightsbridge, but in the event was ploughed into credit card debt and sub-prime!)

Anyway, to cheer himself up he's just lashed out 40K on a brand new Lotus 211. It looks hideous, with a wasp-like yellow and black decor, and lacks a roof and front windscreen, but it goes like a rocket apparently.

 

[milanbenes]

crikey

Milan.

 

[wobbegong]

Does anyone buy a banger as a babe magnet?

Male Essex residents, aged 18-35.