Wimbledon Widower

[BrilloPad]

Thats my life for the next 2 weeks. Doubt she will even notice I will be out Friday night for my stag do.....

 

[pmeswani]

Thats my life for the next 2 weeks. Doubt she will even notice I will be out Friday night for my stag do.....

Just make sure you don't go back home until the following Sunday evening, and then blame it on her not noticing you were gone for that period of time. Job done.

 

[Bagpuss]

What does she do while you post on the internet?