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As requested, Ford Focus update…..

Who requested this? Who really cares?
 
Can mechanics really do anything for a poorly gibbon?

It may have made a home for it self around the steering rack. You never know!


I'd rather talk about ashes to ashes...but this seemed to be the silliest thread on today.
 
Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be checking under my car for gibbons from now on.

Or is it only Ford Focus's they like?
 
Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be checking under my car for gibbons from now on.

Or is it only Ford Focus's they like?

:spel

Ford Focusi - Shirley?

(Think Alan Partridge - collective noun for Lexus)
 
How exactly do you 'feel' a noise??
As a Slade fan I have been able to feel the noise for years. I could not describe it to an outsider though.
 
As a Slade fan I have been able to feel the noise for years. I could not describe it to an outsider though.

I know where he lives and on the 25th Dec this year I'm going to call round to his house and at 3 am shout 'It's Christmas' through his letterbox. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it.
 
I know where he lives and on the 25th Dec this year I'm going to call round to his house and at 3 am shout 'It's Christmas' through his letterbox. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of it.

If I was drinking coffee about 30 seconds ago, I'd need a new keyboard.
 

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