Where's the Doom?

[ace00]

Labour - sunk like a lead zeppelin
House prices - Up
Markets - Up & then some
Swine flu - no longer about to kill us all

It's not right I tell ya.

1 bunker for sale.

 

[DimPrawn]

And plenty of contracts out there paying top dollar.

 

[TimberWolf]

'They' are saying bird flu will reappear in Autumn (flu season) and kill us all. Maybe that's when house prices, employment and the stock market will also tumble and the rioting and pestilence start?

 

[gingerjedi]

Where's the Doom?

I'm back at an old client site on exactly half the rate I was on 12 months ago.

Our combined family income is 40% of what it was, plenty of doom for me.

 

[Mich the Tester]

'They' are saying bird flu will reappear in Autumn (flu season) and kill us all. Maybe that's when house prices, employment and the stock market will also tumble and the rioting and pestilence start?

Are 'they' the ones who told us to invest in bank shares, that the UK would become richer and richer by serving the world's financial requirements and that unemployment and inflation were consigned to the past?

 

[suityou01]

Labour - sunk like a lead zeppelin
House prices - Up
Markets - Up & then some
Swine flu - no longer about to kill us all

It's not right I tell ya.

1 bunker for sale.

<cracks knuckles>
Right let's see.

At the recent meeting of Bilderberg group it was decided to reinflate the markets, and crash them again. This is a protracted bear rally of sorts. A Crash is just around the corner.

North Korea is getting ready to test a long range missile, and the South Koreans are tooling up in a fight that may go nuclear.

Swine Flu is only a short odds hop from mutating and killing us all come flu season.

Big brother starts tonight.

And in 2012 Planet X is going to come into close orbit with the Earth and kill millions.

Any more just ask, I have plenty.

HTH

 

[Fred Bloggs]

If my contract isn't rolled over very soon, all the doom in the world will be right here.

 

[Mich the Tester]

<cracks knuckles>
Right let's see.

At the recent meeting of Bilderberg group it was decided to reinflate the markets, and crash them again. This is a protracted bear rally of sorts. A Crash is just around the corner.

North Korea is getting ready to test a long range missile, and the South Koreans are tooling up in a fight that may go nuclear.

Swine Flu is only a short odds hop from mutating and killing us all come flu season.

Big brother starts tonight.

And in 2012 Planet X is going to come into close orbit with the Earth and kill millions.

Any more just ask, I have plenty.

HTH

Ooh sir, you are a worrier aren't you sir. Suits you sir.

 

[swamp]

Some doom...

* Three people diagnosed with swine flu in my building

* Our team was 'evacuated' to the pub yesterday afternoon, and now I have a hangover

* My phone is out of battery and I forgot to bring its charger


Update: they weren't in my building, but they do have mild swine flu

 

[suityou01]

Ooh sir, you are a worrier aren't you sir. Suits you sir.

Poshibly. I work away at the minute so my evening hobby after reading the kids a bedtime story on Skype, is to surf for doom.

BTW, if anyone uses the spelling emoticon to change the phrase "surf for doom" then you are a tard. :-)