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    #11
    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    I offer mild domination service. I love to dress to please, a variety of outfits and toys are available.
    Sounds like me. Although I charge an extra £5 for the outfit. Specialty of the month is Swiss Milk Maid.
    Anyone want me to churn their butter?
    Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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      #12
      Originally posted by Lucifer Box
      I live in Wolverhampton and slaves will reply to me by telephone on 07984 943283 and await on your knees for my reply!
      Slaves? Also wageslaves?
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mordac
        LL is for Linda Lovelace.
        MM is for Michael Murray
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Francko
          Slaves? Also wageslaves?
          Why yes, Franco, my fine thighed Roman friend. Of course.

          I offer a home service as well. Thinking of giving me a call? Go on, you know it makes sense. Just think of my lovely manly chest, my firm but yielding buttocks. It could be all yours for just £25 (all major cards accepted).
          Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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            #15
            Originally posted by WageSlave
            [..] It could be all yours for just £25 (all major cards accepted).
            What? 25? That's a robbery!!!! Last time it was 5!!!
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Francko
              What? 25? That's a robbery!!!! Last time it was 5!!!
              No, it's £5 for a helping hand. My lovely bum is now £25. Demand is high so rates increase accordingly

              This is just a saga now.
              Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan
                HH is for. Where the **** is Hull anyway?
                At the opposite end of the M62 to Liverpool.

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                  #18
                  enough already...

                  ZZ is for ZZ Top
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    II is for isn't it, innit.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Fortune Green
                      JJ is for Jenna Jameson....

                      Jenna, yes

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