Currently I'm reading...

[gingerjedi]

zombies?

If it pays the bills... support is dead and I'm too old to learn coding although I'm still dabbling now and then, it just doesn't grab me as I'm not that interested to be honest, may try a networking course next.

 

[snaw]

When harry met sally, the flesh eating zombie?

Zulu dawn of the dead?

A Midsummer-Night's Nightmare on ELm Street?

 

[Troll]

Funeral Games - Mary Renault

A right rivitin read

 

[pleomax]

Spanky - Christopher Fowler

 

[snaw]

We seem to be going OT here.

We need some kind of flesh eating monster connection chaps ...

 

[realityhack]

David Copperfield vs Predator

Could be a whole new literary genre this.

Shirley that would be more of a pamphlet than a novel? Unless he uses his arty disappearing skills to outfox Predator.


I suggest a series of childrens' books:

Now we are Ate.
Hundred Ogre Wood.
Danny, The Champion of the Underworld.
George's Marvellous Medicine Man.
Peter Panned.
Charlie and the Weapons Factory.
Bambert's Book of Missing Children.
His Dark Ethereals.
The Big ******* Giant.
Trussed William.

I'll think of some more in a minute...

 

[snaw]

See Spot Run from the flesh eating zombies.

The Gruffalo (Directors cut, where he actually eats the little feckin mouse)

 

[Peoplesoft bloke]

A Cure for Gravity by Joe Jackson

 

[realityhack]

The Very Angry Caterpillar.
The Scat in the Hat.
The Story of Barber.
The Wolves Chase Willoughby.
To Kill a Bird.
Great Eviscerations.
Wuthering Frights.
A Kestrel for a Grave.
The Bobbit.
King Solomon's Claymore Mines.
Watershipley Down.
True Git.
My Family In Other Animals.


I'll get my coat...

 

[snaw]

The Bobbit.


I'll get my coat...

Owwwwwwwwwch!