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There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.

The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.

Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.

Many of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.
 
ancient said:
but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.

And you'd prefer if they came to your house?
 
ancient said:
There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.

The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.

Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.

Have you ever sat on a train or somewhere and thought of all the lurid fantasies and secret impulses that go on in peoples' heads, and how shocking and appalling it would often be if one could read their minds?

Well the nice thing about CUK is you don't have to be a mind reader :D
 
ancient said:
There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.

The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.

Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.

Many of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.

Oh, I get it... It's a plea for clemency!
 
ancient said:
Many of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.
There is no anonymity on the web, and certainly not on this forum.

The thing you have to remember about the CUK forum is that 99.9% of it is bluster. It's all an act and should never be taken seriously. There are a couple of regular posters on this forum I have concerns about, but as for the rest it's silly school boy sniggering.
 
ancient said:
There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.

Rumour? Oh dear (TM), you're new here, aren't you. :moon:
 
I have no intention of surreptitiously taking over the world. You'll all know about it when I achieve total omnipotence!

Dunno what all the fuss is about, can't actually see what point is trying to be made here...
 

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