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    Agent starts by calling his client 'a client in Amsterdam' then slightly gives the game away.

    For a client in Amsterdam Slimey Barsteward is looking for a:
    Testmanager.
    Job description & deliverables
    Contributes to the test management team.Defines the project test program/contract
    Establishes and maintains good working relationships with suppliers (GSS and vendors) and the SBU organization.
    Manages the test program/contrac. Facilitates the sharing of best practices and learning and ensures a quality focus.
    Knowledge, Skills & Behaviour Business Knowledge
    • Understanding of ABN AMRO's business strategy and strategic issues.
    Deep practical understanding of test management tools, standards, and processes.
    Broad understanding of the banking sector and current trends.
    Organisational sensitivity. Bla bla
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Sorry not with you there..are you suggesting ABN AMRO is not in Amsterdam?
    Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

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      #3
      If Dodgy had any nous, he would be on the phone already.
      Where are ye, Dodge?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by TheRefactornator View Post
        Sorry not with you there..are you suggesting ABN AMRO is not in Amsterdam?
        Duh, agent didn't want to give away name of client.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Duh, agent didn't want to give away name of client.
          Gotcha..sorry I'm not with deciphering the cryptos today.
          Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            If Dodgy had any nous, he would be on the phone already.
            Where are ye, Dodge?
            What's the dialling code for Holland?
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #7
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
              What's the dialling code for Holland?
              31

              best of luck
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                What's the dialling code for Holland?
                +91

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                  +91
                  muppet.. can't even work google..

                  ABN AMRO Bank N.V.
                  Head Office
                  Gustav Mahlerlaan 10
                  1082 PP Amsterdam

                  Telephone: +31 20 6289898
                  The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by chef View Post
                    muppet.. can't even work google..

                    +91 code for India
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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