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Wasn't me

it seems alcohol is yet again a contributing factor to increasing the average IQ of the population
 
I know someone that nearly fell out a stair well window doing this, 3 floors up.

He ended up breaking both his arms falling of his bike coming down a set of stairs in the park. His gf had to wipe his arse for a week.
 
I know someone that nearly fell out a stair well window doing this, 3 floors up.

He ended up breaking both his arms falling of his bike coming down a set of stairs in the park. His gf had to wipe his arse for a week.

You really find out how much you love someone when you have to keep their bum-hole clean for a week.
Rather than await a cycling accident, me and the missus often have 'bum-weeks' when we practice the emergency care package arrangements.


:rolleyes:
 
You really find out how much you love someone when you have to keep their bum-hole clean for a week.
Rather than await a cycling accident, me and the missus often have 'bum-weeks' when we practice the emergency care package arrangements.


:rolleyes:

Long winter evenings sound fun in your house
 

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