The apprentice

[d000hg]

Quite, why does anybody watch this bollox?

Methinks certain contractors are jealous they can't get a decent perm job

[lilelvis2000]

Everyone of them is rubbish. I don't know why surallen didn't fire two people last night.

[TimberWolf]

Does he have to hire one of them?

[BrilloPad]

Everyone of them is rubbish. I don't know why surallen didn't fire two people last night.

Does he have to hire one of them?

The quality goes down the more series there are. In series one any of top 5 would easily win this series.

[Menelaus]

what a bunch of talentless, self-promoting gits. The only place they'd be likely to succeed would be NuLab...hold on, there's an idea...

[moorfield]

The blonde lass is alright. I certainly wouldn't mind being her little daddy teacher.

[Menelaus]

I'm aware that, as a Brit, I should be tut-tutting at Signor Berlusconis actions but ... my goodness he can pick them.

[Drewster]

Last night I honestly thought there was a chance that Sur-Al would say to all three of them.... "Just 'Koff the lot of you........."

3 Sackings in one hit!

Twunt (of previous thread fame) - Who would (in his own playtime) be a real hero under fire and other such bollox..... Proved to the whole world that as well as being a total loud mouthed d*ckhead when being a "Team Member" he was a totally gutless waste of space well out of his depth with the leadership and inspirational skills of.... well CyberDud......

Loud Mouthed Hatchet Faced Harridon - Well.... How Nick didn't tw@t her I don't know but she really just HAD to go..... and somehow DIDN'T!!!

Nurofen - Well this week he actually wasn't that bad..... True he about as much use as.... well CyberDud....

[Platypus]

Twunt (of previous thread fame) - Who would (in his own playtime) be a real hero under fire and other such bollox..... Proved to the whole world that as well as being a total loud mouthed d*ckhead when being a "Team Member" he was a totally gutless waste of space well out of his depth with the leadership and inspirational skills of.... well CyberDud......

Indeed! Highly amusing.

But if he were an army officer, I suspect his own men would have killed him by now for their own safety and security. Let's hope he never actually goes to Sandhurst

[Menelaus]

Indeed! Highly amusing.

But if he were an army officer, I suspect his own men would have killed him by now for their own safety and security. Let's hope he never actually goes to Sandhurst

Which one was this?

There is a long outstanding rumour in the Guards Brigade that Robert Lawrence (he of "Tumbledown" fame as portrayed by Colin Firth) was fragged.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frag_(military)