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Sounds like a concoction that I dreamt up as a student.

Never drink ribena/blackcurrant and vodka :sick
The vomit must have been, er, interesting.

When I was about 16 I got pissed up at a party and ate a family bag of chilli crisps. When I threw up red lumpy vomit, I thought I was dying of internal bleeding from alcohol poisoning. Rather than get caught in that humiliating situation, I locked the loo door and waited to die.

After about 40 minutes of people banging on the loo door begging to be let in, I started feeling a bit better and realised my error. Then I really wished I could die.
 

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