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Do you perchance affix your picture to your CVs, I think it would make a good impression.
On the topic of arses, and Im not sure this will count, but I can tell you that just about all the women Ive had the pleasure of intimacy with have all commented that I have a very nice derriere,which is probably just as well as its my only redeeming feature.
that bird I had at xmas on the photocopier had a lard ass, so I'd not count her, but there is someone in the office who wears crutch-less ones, now she has a very nice ass....shes on my xmas list.