Would not like to be on of Spinal Taps Drummers
Spinal Tap has had a succession of drummers, all of whom have appeared to have died under odd circumstances: one in a "bizarre gardening accident"; another "choked on vomit" (although it was never determined whose vomit it was, as "you can't really dust for vomit"), and a third from apparent spontaneous human combustion onstage, leaving only a small green "globule" on his drum throne