Labour isn't Working

[ace00]

i know! only this morning i was doing my regulation exercises in front of the telescreen, when all of a sudden my door was beaten down by the Thought Police, next thing i knew my head was locked in a cage full of rats. that is LITERALLY what it's like in this country now!

Yeh - but it's not very "snappy" is it?

How about "Vote for us we're not Labour"

 

[TimberWolf]

How about 'new new labour'? And for the conservatives: 'new conservatives' plus a toothy grin and shiny suit.

Don't knock it, it worked 3 times for labour.

 

[lambrini_socialist]

how's about

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

BLUE IS GREEN

WINDMILLS FOR ALL

 

[gingerjedi]

"If you want a ligger for a neighbour - vote Labour"

Did no-one see what I did there? Bastardising an infamous racist slogan to incorporate the current breed of freeloading labour MP's.

2 days and no comment.

 

[Pickle2]

Did no-one see what I did there? Bastardising an infamous racist slogan to incorporate the current breed of freeloading labour MP's.

Can you walk us through it?