Just photo copied my timesheet ....twice
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snap and got another order on ebay, so I now need to order more stock!Originally posted by steve'OJust photo copied my timesheet ....twiceSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by n5goonerwas your nice.....what did you think of the cheese.....
Very nice. Stilton and Cheddar. Could have done with more bread though and less in the way of pickles and beetroot !I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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alway always the case, need more bread, I could have dipped some into the olive oil....Originally posted by ClownioVery nice. Stilton and Cheddar. Could have done with more bread though and less in the way of pickles and beetroot !SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Just decanted 4 boxes of autumn lawn fertiliser into a spreader. Oh - and read threaded's last 10 postzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzComment
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Originally posted by LGDTJust decanted 4 boxes of autumn lawn fertiliser into a spreader. Oh - and read threaded's last 10 postzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
last 10
all of them more like.
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by LGDTJust decanted 4 boxes of autumn lawn fertiliser into a spreader. Oh - and read threaded's last 10 postzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I normaly compost mine for a few months!Comment
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No, I'm not driving, I'm walking, so I'm crossing the road. It's a dual carriageway you see, so one set of lights might be quick but the other slow. I cheated on the second bit today by running across before they changed! Or is that what you meant?Originally posted by steve'O12 mins if you run the lights!!! Wow! thats living in the fast lane
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Speak of the devil, she just walked behind me.Originally posted by wendigo100The little cracker who worked five yards away from me has moved to another building.Comment
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So Wendigo...you got a son right?...that means ....you did it at least once yeah?....Phnarrr! Phnarr!Comment
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