Apprentice is a freak show. Suralan's lines are obviously scripted and the candidates are chosen for entertainment value, not ability. The women were the usual back-stabbing talentless bunch and the boys (I use the term deliberately) looked like a bunch of monkeys gibbering around the hoses when they were washing cars.
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Apprentice candidate bottled it
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How very kinky of you, BP. Wouldn't have thought Suralan would have approved though.
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The biggest giggle was when one of the girls held up a duster and said "what's this?".It was hillarious to see guys washing new BMWs and left doors open....
Priceless.
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Key moments included:
1. The token follower of Islam muttering, sotto voce, that for cleaning tasks he had a wife who did those
2. The women bitching and moaning with each other - one wonders, how much bitching and moaning would've been done if they'd won?
3. The simple lack of getting out and doing stuff - strategy = bollocks if there's no ability or desire to get out there and DO STUFF!
4. SA-trained/educated woman (Mona?) as PM deciding that she wanted to stab the "Debra" bint that she'd brought into the Boardroom with her
5. The number of non-job holders there - I mean, trainee stockbroker? If you're a trainee don't take time off to have your ego crushed on the BBC - train, learn and do try to desist from being such a twat.
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What if CUK guys would be in Apprentice and face "boardroom"
I'd LOVE to. I'd tell Sir Alan:
"Sir Alan, we're members of the same synagogue, and my income is already in excess of the six-figures that you're offering so - with respect - mazel tov!".
