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Job?

Doing a bank job in Afghanistan?

It's a paradox! Any risk manager who agrees to it has by that action excluded himself on grounds of incompetence.
 
I don’t qualify on several levels, but my main problem would be that I don’t have a dick - I suspect women applicants are not encouraged.
 
I don’t qualify on several levels, but my main problem would be that I don’t have a dick - I suspect women applicants are not encouraged.

That's me out as well - shame.

Would need my own security team complete with tank and machine guns...
 

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