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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Lost your original point caller? Got to resort to typos?Originally posted by minestrone View Post
At least they teach us how to spell in the apartheid schools."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Is it possible to have a date with your wife? Shirley that's just a normal day out.Originally posted by Foxy Moron View PostDiner Date with wife, wot wot
Will you be talking PirateOriginally posted by cojak View PostMy mother was Irish but I'm English.
No Plastic Paddying for me...
But my next cocktail will be a black velvet (my last obsessional cocktail was a bellini - it must be the champers...)
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCJ.... you are a nice girl.... you'd fit in in Mullys!!

That place always makes me drink too much.
You could always join one of the all lady lodges.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Going to ladies night 
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I did chuckle though.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDon't bloody encourage him
"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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**** off..... they sacrafice goats.... don't ya know?!Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
You could always join one of the all lady lodges.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Is there a football match in Glasgow this weekend?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs there a football match in Glasgow this weekend?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Goat can taste quite good if it's stewed in a tajine with tomatoes and peppers and served with some couscous. I'd recommend a Chateau Meknes to go with it.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post**** off..... they sacrafice goats.... don't ya know?!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Arrrrr, me lad!Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostWill you be talking Pirate
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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