"Going Forward..."

[AZZIK]

Someone once said 'We're all Palestinian', but he's a complete cunt.

I see you've still got your foul mouth...You should stay quiet if you have nothing useful to say - did your mum never teach you that?

 

[sasguru]

U mean like "ratewhore"? Yeh I know what you mean...

Why is your avatar a Pelestinian flag?

 

[DimPrawn]

I guess he just doesn't have that blue sky thinking and the view from 30,000 feet. Going forward, he'll have to get with the program.

I can imagine you speaking like that.

 

[ratewhore]

U mean like "ratewhore"? Yeh I know what you mean...

I can see what you did there. That was a good one, well done!!

 

[AZZIK]

Why is your avatar a Pelestinian flag?

It's actually a ribbon, in the colours of a Palestinian flag.

Why? To show my support against the occupiers of their land...

 

[swamp]

Once, a long time ago in permieland, I was called into the a meeting room by my boss and I was made redundant. His first words to me in that meeting were...









"Going forward".

 

[FSM with Cheddar]

Guys were not all singing from the same hymn sheet at the moment.
Perhaps we can address the going forward?

 

[Mich the Tester]

Once, a long time ago in permieland, I was called into the a meeting room by my boss and I was made redundant. His first words to me in that meeting were...









"Going forward".

Yesterday when I was told (as I already knew) that my contract won't be renewed at the end of the month the manager here said with startling honesty '<clientco> is in deep trouble right now. I'm not allowed to renew contractors and I probably won't have a job in a month's time'.

It was surreal; there was I, fairly cheerful to know that the most boring contract of my life is coming to an end, and there's the manager with tears in his eyes and probably three colours of tulip in his pants at the thought of unemployment, a mortgage and two kids who've just started university.

I don't quite know how to console the guy.

 

[original PM]

take him out and get him a joint and a hooker!

 

[Svalbaard]

It always amazes me the amount of times I sit in meetings and have to listen to normally intelligent adult human beings degrade themselves by spouting this sort of tulip. Normally as will when they are in front of their line managers etc.

It is one of my pet theories that projects go wrong because no-one can really understand each other over all of the pseudo-bollox that they shovel.