Leaving early

[luimneach2005]

Just realised you dont have a n0b. Sorry, you're stuck there then.

Can I borrow yours?

[Pickle2]

Can I borrow yours?

Indeed. Your pic gets mine.

[swamp]

It’s one of those buses with tellies and fridges that takes peasants on holiday.

It's someone who manages Premier League football teams. Like Jose Mourinho or Sir Alex Ferguson.

[Turion]

Can I borrow yours?

Get your tits out instead. That'll make em go

[Archangel]

Does your contract have any stated hours of work? If not then just don't turn up.

Have you tried the "look this is just costing you money and me time, for no return" approach with the client.

Or the "I'll get everything finished by friday if you release me from this pergatory" whine.

If the above fail then stick your undies on your head, a pencil up each nostril and repeat "wibble" over and over again. You won't last 10 minutes.