Stabbity-stab thread

[sasguru]

Who needs it?

Gordon Brown
Dawn Primarillo
Hazel Blears
Jacqui Smith
Keith Vaz

...oh who am I kidding?

Every fecking labour MP.

[expat]

Who needs it?

Gordon Brown
Dawn Primarillo
Hazel Blears
Jacqui Smith
Keith Vaz

...oh who am I kidding?

Every fliping labour MP.

Frank Field? Austin Mitchell? Not IMHO.

[DaveB]

Just install a system of rotating knives at the entrance to the commons chamber. That should do the trick.

[Platypus]

Dawn Primarillo

What did she ever do to you? She's a lovely old lady, lives just up the road from me.

Dawn Primarolo on the other hand ...

[expat]

Just install a system of rotating knives at the entrance to the commons chamber. That should do the trick.

With a conveyor, and clamps that grab the ankles and hold them upside-down to the knives.

Free range turkeys.

[Chugnut]

Who needs it?

Gordon Brown
Dawn Primarillo
Hazel Blears
Jacqui Smith
Keith Vaz

...oh who am I kidding?

Every fliping labour MP.

One homemade Freddy Krueger glove later, and bingo. All five in a swipe.

[Solidec]

Stab em all, save Frank Field, Ken Klarke, David Davis, Vince Cable.

And let them 4 run the gubbernment!

[cailin maith]

Stab em all, save Frank Field, Ken Klarke, David Davis, Vince Cable.

And let them 4 run the gubbernment!

Clarke...

I'm with you on that one... I'd save him too!

[Sysman]

*In particular, Peter Hain, the oleagenous twat.

oleagenous

Definition of Oleagenous

O`le*ag`i*nous (?), a. [L. oleaginus, oleagineus, belonging to the olive, fr. olea olive: cf. F. oléagineux. See Olive, Oil.] Having the nature or qualities of oil; oily; unctuous.

- Webster's Unabridged Dictionary (1913)

OLEAGINOUS, adj. Oily, smooth, sleek.
Disraeli once described the manner of Bishop Wilberforce as "unctuous, oleaginous, saponaceous." And the good prelate was ever afterward known as Soapy Sam. For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.

- 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

[Bagpuss]

That bird who does the loreal age regenify ads

"Makes me look Yon-grrr"

Yeah but your voice still irritates the sheet out of me!