Isn't Jimmy Carr's new tour called "Joke Technician"?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Jimmy Carr had to sue Jim Davidson for stealings his jokes. Mind you, if you have jokes that Jim Davidson can steal it might be time to think of some new material. To be fair to Jimmy the jokes were tongue in cheek sexism which Mr Davidson was able to re-appropriate at face value. One thing you can say about Jim Davidson is he's not a man troubled by dupplicity of meaningLast edited by Bagpuss; 26 January 2009, 12:03.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Hang on!
One minute it's Alan Carr now were talking about Jimmy Carr
Perhaps they are related.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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They are both as funny as a rusty spoon in the eye.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostHang on!
One minute it's Alan Carr now were talking about Jimmy Carr
Perhaps they are related.Comment
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I think Jimmy wants a word with you...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThey are both as funny as a rusty spoon in the eye.
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2007/...jimmy.carr.jpg
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Oh No. Not again!Originally posted by bogeyman View PostThat explains it.
I think I'm one of the few people in the world who didn't find Douglas Adams remotely funny. Just a nerd and a bore.
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What can you possibly mean by that?Originally posted by Drewster View PostOh No. Not again!
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Ah! and a sperm whale - I remember.Originally posted by Drewster View PostBowl of Petunias
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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