Isn't Jimmy Carr's new tour called "Joke Technician"?
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Alan Carr
Collapse
X
-
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Jimmy Carr had to sue Jim Davidson for stealings his jokes. Mind you, if you have jokes that Jim Davidson can steal it might be time to think of some new material. To be fair to Jimmy the jokes were tongue in cheek sexism which Mr Davidson was able to re-appropriate at face value. One thing you can say about Jim Davidson is he's not a man troubled by dupplicity of meaningLast edited by Bagpuss; 26 January 2009, 12:03.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
-
Hang on!
One minute it's Alan Carr now were talking about Jimmy Carr
Perhaps they are related.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
Comment
-
They are both as funny as a rusty spoon in the eye.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostHang on!
One minute it's Alan Carr now were talking about Jimmy Carr
Perhaps they are related.Comment
-
I think Jimmy wants a word with you...Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThey are both as funny as a rusty spoon in the eye.
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2007/...jimmy.carr.jpg
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
Comment
-
Oh No. Not again!Originally posted by bogeyman View PostThat explains it.
I think I'm one of the few people in the world who didn't find Douglas Adams remotely funny. Just a nerd and a bore.
[dons flame-retardant kecks]Comment
-
What can you possibly mean by that?Originally posted by Drewster View PostOh No. Not again!
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
Comment
-
Comment
-
Ah! and a sperm whale - I remember.Originally posted by Drewster View PostBowl of Petunias
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
Comment
-
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Loan Recall Case Study: Amanda Today 06:00
- How IR35 inflated an £8.5bn consultancy bill — and tests Burnham at the Budget Aug 28 07:47
- Autumn Budget 2026: FCSA’s 5 contractor asks of John Healey Aug 27 04:15
- Andy Burnham's Zoom gripe doesn’t apply to IT contractors, say recruiters Aug 26 03:41
- Check your Loan Recall paperwork for the Isle of Man: it could matter Aug 25 03:27
- Budget 2026: Contractor advisers ask for ‘IR35 reset’ Aug 24 04:57
- Why might an umbrella company fail to pay its total tax bill to HMRC? Aug 18 06:08
- Contractors, here are the late payment fixes that the Lords just turned down Aug 17 08:03
- How will HMRC's Direct Debit plan affect contractors paying VAT and PAYE? Aug 13 23:54
- HMRC's new 'reckless' tax offence: an IR35 game-changer for contractors? Aug 13 13:50

Comment