Originally posted by DimPrawn
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If he was all over the road and you missed, does that mean you were driving on the pavement. If so I like your style. Bleedin pedestrians.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Do you think I saw quantum effects at the macro level? Was he just a probability field and he wasn't where I thought he was?
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Given that he was also invisible, how did you know you had a close encounter with him at all?Originally posted by Lucifer BoxDo you think I saw quantum effects at the macro level? Was he just a probability field and he wasn't where I thought he was?Comment
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Hope at least you tried to hit them with your tail.Originally posted by zeitghostIt's save the planet day today apparently, so there were a number of cyclists on the way in to work...
Managed to miss them, just, but was able to have another go because of all the traffic light holdups on High Street.
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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When I'm on my way to work I am most definitely quicker than the cars now. Also, they're putting in new cables under the cycle track down Roskildevej. Had to shout to one road worker, "Watch what your doing with that darlin'". He had what looked like a spray can on the end of a stick and was idly swinging it about whilst chatting to some other likewise less-than-busy coworkers. Was worried it might catch on me or the bike as I passed.
He looked up to me with shock on his face. Don't know if it was happenstance, my shout in English, or calling him darlin that caused the sudden disappearance into the freshly dug trench, but he got out of the way, just in time.
Which was nice.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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